- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

I wrote a funny joke.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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