- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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