What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

I'm Coming

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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