- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

anti jokes are really funny

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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