- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

the NAACP

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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