Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What happened to my sunglasses?

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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