- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A baby seal walks into a club.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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