What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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