Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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