- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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