What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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black people

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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