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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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