Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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