- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Anthony sucks

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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