A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

fish fishy caoimhin

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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