- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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