Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A fat guy!

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A: Do you like it B: No

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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