- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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