- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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