- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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