- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

George W. Bush

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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