- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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