I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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