- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Wolfjob.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

mexicans fishing

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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