- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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