- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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