A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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YOLO

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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The Colts this year.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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