Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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