- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Call of Duty is a good game.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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