A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

No your aunties a joke

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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