2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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