what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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