- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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