- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

you gay?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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