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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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