- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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