- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I was watching Fox news.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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