Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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