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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A pope meets another one

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

i have yougurt mit traktor

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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