What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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