Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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boner

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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