What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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