Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Praise Paisley

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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