What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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