What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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