- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

penis in the camel

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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