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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man was shot. He died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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