What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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I like your hair

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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