KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Your mother just died.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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people magazine

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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im telling maguire

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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I'm rick james bitch

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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