Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Antijokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...